May 2012
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May 19th
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There I found myself.: HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING?  →
danharmon: Kids: A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re… :(( Whyyyyyy?
May 19th
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More Hunger Games fanfic...
…What is becoming of me?! (And why am I always so mean to my characters? Haha) TOMORROW “Tomorrow, he promised himself, tomorrow I’m going to talk to her.” Peeta/Katniss, growing up. Slight AU in there too. [[MORE]] He was terrified. Fear coursed through his body, leaving every limb trembling uncontrollably, every breath sharp and ragged, every heartbeat pounding in his ears....
May 16th
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I just have so many emotions. And they all revolve around fictional characters. 
May 10th
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May 10th
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In Which It Feels Like 2005 Again...
When I was about 15, I wrote a lot of fanfic. And then I didn’t. And then I did. I just wrote something substantial for the first time in half a decade and it actually feels really, really good to just write something. Also, The Hunger Games has hijacked my brain.  And so… EQUILIBRIUM It’s a delicate balance, this life of yours. An incomprehensible equilibrium of mourning and...
May 8th
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May 8th
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Raptorific: I think the most important part of... →
raptorific: I think the most important part of Inspector Spacetime is that it shows Whovians what Doctor Who talk sounds like to people who haven’t seen it: A botched attempt to go back in time to assassinate Hitler results in a couple running around Nazi Germany trying to find their daughter from the…
May 8th
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Everyone: Katniss Everdeen! The Girl On Fire! Peeta Mellark! The Boy With Bread!
Peeta: Wait-I was on fire too.
Everyone: Yeah, but you bake. So you're The Boy With the Bread
Peeta: So? Katniss hunts. Why isn't she called The Girl Who Hunts?
Everyone: Because she was on fire.
Peeta: But I was on fire too.
Everyone: Yeah but you bake.
Peeta: That's not-
Everyone: BOY.
Peeta: Very-
Everyone: WITH.
Peeta: Fair-
Everyone: BREAD.
Peeta: .....
Everyone: Would you rather be called The Boy With a Fake Leg?
May 8th
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May 8th
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After watching The Avengers....
I have this theory.  In my head, Hawkeye is the son of Katniss and Peeta, sent back in time to help prevent whatever catastrophe it was that caused the destruction of North America and rise of Panem. Seriously. Look at him. Super strong. Expert archer. Had his brain hijacked. Married Mockingbird. Seriously.
May 5th
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April 2012
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The Things That My Mind Comes Up With At 3am
I think that if Jean-Luc Godard and Peeta Mellark were friends, they would get together and talk about pastries and cakes and their favourite things to bake… And then they would go and make a film together… A BOUT DE SOUFFLE. . . . Why does my brain do this to me??
Apr 25th
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My bed is right next to a wall. On the other side of that wall is the dorm common room. From my bed, I can hear absolutely everything anyone in the common room says or does. There is a group that plays video games out there every single weekend. Loudly. With screaming and laughter. Until at least 3am. EVERY WEEKEND. Now up until now I’ve dealt with it. My overwhelming aversion to...
Apr 22nd
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America has broken me. I used to say “Ah-straya”. But nobody here could understand me, what with their pronunciation being more like “Awwwww-stray-lee-ah”. So I started saying “Ah-strah-lya”. And now “Ah-straya” sounds weird. 
Apr 18th
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The Hunger Games (trailer) Summary
groovymuttations: also can be called “What the Hunger Games Looks like to Someone who has No Idea” Read More
Apr 15th
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Writing fanfic at 2am. It is officially 2005 again.  Also I am back on tumblr. What is this thing doing to me. 
Apr 15th
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October 2011
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How to be classy in three easy steps:
bambi-bird: Open this tab. Open this tab. Open this tab.
Oct 15th
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Dignity: Abed's timeline was real, not Jeff's! →
whendoilaugh: Last night’s Community featured seven different timelines based on the roll of a die. They led you to believe that the final timeline was the real one, but I don’t believe this to be true. Here’s why. The episode begins with a brief argument about whether Troy and Abed live in apartment 303 or 304.  This episode was season three, episode four.  What this hints at is that this...
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There was no way he would ever defy Usher: Life... →
Five Lessons About How To Treat People 1. First Important Lesson - “Know The Cleaning Lady” During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the…
Oct 14th
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Sitting in the car, trying to work up the nerve to walk into a party where I know no-one but the host. WORST FEELING EVER.
Oct 14th
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Get asked about favorite films
factoseintolerant: Forget the name of every single film you’ve ever seen OH MY GOODNESS YES
Oct 13th
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